Confusion

Er… The San Francisco City Attorney’s Office has denied a claim for physical and emotional injuries made against the city by two San Jose brothers wounded on Christmas Day by an escaped tiger at the San Francisco Zoo. I’m sorry, but I just don’t think I can handle a sensible decision coming out of California.  […]

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You Go Now

We haven’t said anything about the “lost pants” (ex) judge because the facts of the case pretty much say it all.  A jumped-up public *coff* “servant” used his self-endowed sense of entitlement to abuse the system in pursuit of an apparent personal grudge.  His ludicrous lawsuit was properly dismissed, by a judge who actually understands […]

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Does Your Door Bite?*

We haven’t done a stupid lawsuit in a while, and this one, via Bayou Renaissance Man, is a gem: Paul O’Brien is being sued by a woman who says she trapped her hand in his letterbox while posting mail. Joy Goodman, a cake decorator in her late 40s, is seeking damages for personal injury and […]

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I Want a Refund

Some quick hits on lawsuits in progress… First, a Mets fan is suing the team because a drunken 300-lb man fell on her, cracking several of her vertebrae. Where is the liability here? The stadium serves alcohol, you know that before you go. I’m sorry you were landed on, Granny, but get a Rascal and […]

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Cuckold Court

Everyone’s heard of the archaic laws that remain on the books for decades, only seeing the light of day again when some enterprising legal secretary digs them up in the wee hours of the morning over musty coffee and ferro-concrete ex-doughnuts. “Brilliant!” proclaims the junior partner, dozing the entire time on the leather sofa in […]

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Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce and a Consent Form

As we’re all aware, nanny-ism isn’t confined to states. Due to the proliferation of Stupid Lawsuits the local Burger Joint Who Shall Not be Named gives me my under-filled cup of coffee inside a paper bag. I tell them I don’t require a bag, my vehicle is in posession of an admirable number of cup […]

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