Top Ten Advantages to LHD Coming Online

Tomorrow, the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator, comes online.  Some believe this heralds the end of life as we know it, the utter destruction of the Earth, and/or a rise in fuel prices.  We here at Casa de Ligne know better, and here are the Top Ten reasons not to fear: Resulting […]

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Getting Away With It

Wow, those IOC officials are just the most thorough investigators I’ve ever seen. And integrity?  Boatloads of integrity. Where “thorough” means “half-arsed,” and “integrity” of course means “hey, cross my palm, comrade, and I’ll verify whatever the hell you want me to verify.” **Links via This + That, a nifty (apparently) new site that bite-sizes […]

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Machine-Men

Yes, I’m going to post about the Olympics again. I would like to know in which bio-engineering lab Michael Phelps was assembled. And can’t we ALL go in for some much-needed upgrades? I could use a new right knee. Ted could use a new spinal column. I’d like to do some after-market mods on the […]

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The Lalympics

I think one of the kids called it that when they were younger.  We have many words that have become stuck in our vocabulary that date from the kids’ infancy…noonles, bapple, sponsitility.  People often must think we’re retarded when these slip into conversation. Aaaanyway… I don’t care what you think of his politics, his presidency, […]

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The Case for Colombia

Free trade with our best ally in South America is, in caps, A GOOD THING. I can think of at least three reasons for that statement. 1) Free trade with Colombia opens up new and currently growing markets for American goods and services. This country has about 45 million or so people living within its […]

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There’s a Good Boy!

This one gives me a headache: France’s cabinet is to hear a proposal to make breathalysers mandatory at late-night clubs and cafes from this summer when it meets on Monday. … The move comes after a weekend of road accidents, some alcohol-related. On the one hand, no way, no HOW, should your government be wiping […]

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