Get Mad
Posted by Wyoh | Filed under Non-Freedoms, Oddly Not Satire
Are you angry yet? Last week we learned that the guy who made that anti-Muslim film is going to prison for a year. It is apparently now illegal to embarrass this administration. What I find even more shocking is the apathy my friends express. Their shrugs would make Atlas blush. They tell me he’s an idiot who [...]
Tags: hype-no-tized, where is the outrage?
No Limits
Posted by Wyoh | Filed under Raid Kills Bugs Dead, Yellow Press
It can’t possibly matter. New reporting by the Wall Street Journal suggests that the Benghazi attack may have played a major role in General Petraeus’ resignation as director of the CIA. This report suggests that Petraeus may have been pushed out of the position because he tried to challenge the Obama administration’s timeline of the [...]
Tags: hype-no-tized
Not From the Onion
Posted by Wyoh | Filed under Eyeroll, Oddly Not Satire
If you rely on entertainers to inform your political choices then you truly get what you deserve. Before the presidential election, the Obama campaign wasn’t shy about the fact that it was cozying up to Hollywood to rally support. But now, the administration has revealed just how much it worked with industry insiders to help re-elect the [...]
Tags: death of common sense, hype-no-tized
Whither Reason?
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Hip Waders Required, Liberating Liberty
Why is it so quiet around here? Because the world is too frigging depressing, thankyewverymuch. I’ve come to the conclusion that there is absolutely no way to talk to people who can seriously hold an opinion like this: jeff Joke-oby, you are a racist buffoon. You and your sick rich cohorts run our economy into [...]
Tags: fiscal irresponsibility, hype-no-tized, pre-coffee rant
I Love the Smell of Vote-Buying in the Morning
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Decision Eh
This must be the “community service” The Messiah is always on about. Chaplain Ken Higgins told students in a Sept. 18 e-mail, “If you’re scared about the prospects for this election, you’re not alone. The most important way to make a difference in the outcome is to activate yourself. It would be just fine with [...]
Tags: 2008 election, hype-no-tized, hypocrisy
Run in Circles Scream and Shout
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Decision Eh
Oh noesss!!1!1 Bristol Palin, the 17 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father, a senior McCain aide confirmed to CNN Monday. I only have one thing to say… If this hoor can just slide right along and keep her cushy Nickelodeon (the network for KIDS!) [...]
Tags: 2008 election, hype-no-tized
