Making the World a Better Place

College students as the new Daschunds. We don’t yet breed people into lapdogs, but the contemporary university is doing all it can to accomplish such a goal—creating a citizenry that instinctively looks to the federal government for its protection and sustenance. What is perhaps most remarkable about manufacturing this “new person” is that it seems […]

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Forfeiture

The mind, she boggles: A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday. Ok, you want to have gangs because your daddies didn’t wuv you?  Fine, you just go to town, but I’m going to need you to […]

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No Happiness-Dispensing Ponies, Either

pan·der (pndr)intr.v. pan·dered, pan·der·ing, pan·ders 1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer. 2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses. I’d like to submit a third definition: to write a blatantly fellating piece about a political candidate, loosely disguised as […]

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Philosophizing

Interdisciplinary World asks an interesting question (which actually relates to Ted’s post regarding the subsidy of retirement home occupants through taxation of the adult entertainment industry): Another radical question(ing): It is assumed that we should clothe and feed our fellow man when he cannot do so for himself (some go so far as trying to […]

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Let’s Just Make Something Up!

Well, the New York Times is at it again. The deaths of four children at the hands of their bad chemical-sporting mother is being inexplicably blamed on home schooling. Yes, home schooling. Apparently due to the fact that the “mother” in question pulled the children out of school, and glibly told a visiting social worker […]

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This is going to sound icky, but hear me out…

This man is dead. This television show garners huge ratings. This guy has a history. None of these men had actually committed a real live, honest to goodness crime when they got arrested. They were arrested for thought crime. They were arrested for talking dirty to someone on the internet. The were arrested for a […]

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