Vote Your Conscience

With the presidential election one week away, there’s one idea I would like to start circulating, which is this:  vote for the candidate you want in office. I know, that sounds self-evident.  However, for too many people, all that matters is that they voted for the guy who eventually won, rather than the guy they […]


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I Love the Smell of Vote-Buying in the Morning

This must be the “community service” The Messiah is always on about. Chaplain Ken Higgins told students in a Sept. 18 e-mail, “If you’re scared about the prospects for this election, you’re not alone. The most important way to make a difference in the outcome is to activate yourself. It would be just fine with […]


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Remove Hats, Pls

Palin Derangement Syndrome (PDS) continues, taking down that bastion of political learnedness, Chevrolet Chase: [youtube][/youtube] It’s so sad when one of our most venerated and learned scholars loses his fecal matter in such a publicly embarrasing fashion. Let us all bow our heads for a moment in respect and sorrow.


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Had an AIM conversation today with a friend/coworker who particularly dislikes both McCain and Palin.  Since the MILF/Maverick pairing has created the most ire I’ve ever seen in a national election, I asked her…a gay, liberal female…what’s the big deal?    [11:37] Friend: you asked me yesterday why people despise sarah palin [11:37] Friend: i was […]


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Prophecy Indeed

“Obama was a community organizer like Jesus … Pontius Pilate was a governor.” [youtube][/youtube] Oh, so then Palin is going to crucify Obama?  I’m good with that.   This guy isn’t even smart.



Burn the Witch!

In the time since Sarahcuda was announced as the Veep candidate, has anyone else noticed the thundering chorus of catty bitchiness spewing from the mouths of otherwise (presumably) intelligent women?  ”Don’t vote with your uterus,” they screech…blogging this latest National Enquirer crap as if it were fact…and otherwise generally Losing Their Shit over the fact […]


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