Dear Republicans, new and old:
Should you believe, once this heady time of ”we the people” is past, that you may continue your ruinous and rapacious ways, we here at Simon Jester – and indeed, all across the country – would advise you to think again.
No more “stimulus” that stimulates exactly nothing.
No more government “support” of private industry.
No more pushing through legislation that you freely admit you did not read.
Either act like adults charged with the responsible management of this country, instead of drunken teenagers with mom’s credit card, or we will un-elect you at the first opportunity.
Have a nice day.