Tsar Vladimir To The Rescue
Posted by Ted Bronson | Filed under Oddly Not Satire, Over The Seas, The Bad Old Days
It just keeps on coming, doesn’t it. The man is starting to sound like Kim Jong Il and his perfect score of 18 during his first round of golf ever. Now, Tsar Putin is apparently the hero yet again, taking down a charging Amur tiger that was trying to eat a film crew. It just seems odd that the oh so manly killer of reporters and dissidents would choose to only tranquilize said vicious beastie, but that wouldn’t scan as well in the next pro- Putin anthem.
Tags: Tsar Vladimir I
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September 6th, 2008
I’m ABSOLUTELY convinced that this incident is a coded symbolic message Putin has sent to the world’s “tiger”:
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