Happy Constitution Day!

Today is Constitution Day, which I virtually guarantee will not be touched upon at all in either of our kids’ schools today.  In honor of the least known federal holiday on the books, here’s a short citizenship exam.  

If you make less than 70% on it you have to leave the country.  *stare*


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5 Responses to “Happy Constitution Day!”

  1. John C Says:
    September 17th, 2008

    100%. I must be a super citizen.

  2. Nortius Maximus Says:
    September 17th, 2008

    Snookered by the old “read ‘House’, saw ‘Senate’” goof. I blame my taking the quiz before caffeine. 90%.

  3. Scott G Says:
    September 18th, 2008

    I got 60% and I’m not American, do I get extra credits for being dis-advantaged :).

  4. S. Weasel Says:
    September 19th, 2008

    I missed the river question. I mean, seriously — it’s a geography question! What the heck does that have to to do with citizenship?

  5. Nortius Maximus Says:
    September 19th, 2008

    If you can’t pilot a riverboat, you don’t get to vote. It’s in the Constitution somewhere as an emanation of a penumbra of Mark Twain. :)


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