Burn the Witch!
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Decision Eh
In the time since Sarahcuda was announced as the Veep candidate, has anyone else noticed the thundering chorus of catty bitchiness spewing from the mouths of otherwise (presumably) intelligent women? ”Don’t vote with your uterus,” they screech…blogging this latest National Enquirer crap as if it were fact…and otherwise generally Losing Their Shit over the fact that this strong, unapologetic woman is in position to become the second most powerful person in the free world.
It’s almost as if the virulence of their attacks is compounded by the fact that Palin is a woman. As if her meteoric success, and absolute hard-nosedness, is an affront somehow to those of us with tits.
*blink*
How is that again? Is that not what we, as a species, have been looking for since the brassiere-burning days? Break the glass ceiling, woo! But not if you’re an evil conservative, boo!
You could just spread that irony on toast, couldn’t you?
Tags: 2008 election, feminazis, hypocrisy
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September 11th, 2008
Not sure the toast would be able to defend itself against irony that thick. That’s irony you’d have to gnaw right off the knife, there. After which it’d stick to the roof of your mouth.
Got a spare cough drop, Miz Stone? The air on this planet’s got my throat all sore.
September 11th, 2008
Ah, the infamous Peanut Butter Irony, indeed.