Join Us or, Um…Live?
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Oddly Not Satire, Over The Seas
These people, I swear to Zog, they are just not going to let me garden in peace.
Via No Looking Backwards, the Global Warmening Cult continues via this delightfully colorful game from ABC.net Australia that allows your child to find out when they should DIE based on their carbon-based resource consumption. They answer a variety of questions, and then the game cheerily tells them that, based on their carbon “footprint” (xst, I am So Very Sick of that phrase), they should die when they’re 3.4 years old, or 8.8 years old, etc.
As a parent, this pisses me right the hell off. As a logical human being, particularly in the complete absence of evidence of actual Warmening, I find it simply baffling.
Tags: global warmening, the hell happened to australia?
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June 2nd, 2008
3.1 years for me. Disgusting cultists no doubt but where does it say that the game is intended for children?
June 2nd, 2008
Granted that is an assumption on my part (and others), but look at the design…that looks like a site intended to appeal to adults?
June 4th, 2008
The ABC is a government funded television station lousy with environazis.
Australia: We’re the country that brought the world “Earth hour”.
Yes we suck out loud.