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Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Oddly Not Satire
We haven’t said much here about the Global WarmeningTM Scam, as so many others have already made the subject their pigtail-wearing bitch, but this is just too funny:
Yellowstone officials say heavy snow has resulted in the breakdown of two bulldozers as road crews attempt to remove snow from park roads before they open for spring.
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According to Nash, the snow is so deep in some places that the bulldozer operators have to push the snow off the roadway in layers to feed it to rotary plows that then blow it off the road surface.
Surely it’s albino moose poop, not snow.
Just as a point of interest… We live somewhat north of the Tropic of Cancer, in a subtropical zone, and it was 50 degrees here this morning.
*crickets*
Tags: global warmening, point and laugh
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April 15th, 2008
As I’ve said before, the proper term is Global Climate Change.
And the jury is still out as to whether or not we humans are causing it (could be normal climatic shifts, could be solar activity), or just influencing it.
April 15th, 2008
Er, you are getting that “Global Warmening” is a sarcastic appellation, yes?
April 15th, 2008
Yes, I get it.
I get bothered not by our changing climate, but by the idea there is some desperate need to stop Ma Gaia from re-arranging the blankets ’cause her toes are cold.
We are adaptive critters, we’ll manage, the panic is just so stupid!
April 15th, 2008
Actually, the correct term is “Gullible Climate Change.”
April 16th, 2008
Doesn’t anyone wonder why Greenland is named thusly? The Vikings used to live and graze animals there about 1000 years ago, and, shockingly, it was green. Now it’s a miserable block of ice. Yes, the climate changes. No, it’s got nothing to do with us.
April 16th, 2008
I’m sorry, but that sort of basic logic isn’t to be tolerated. You’ll have to turn in your Global Warmening Conthpiracy Fanboi card immediately.
April 17th, 2008
Oh rats, and I was hoping for an audience with the Goracle.
*struggling to tear non-biodegradable, plastic membership card in half*
Should I have bought a carbon offset for this?