As if we hadn’t already sworn off crap pies from the Hut (after they tried to poison Ted with some sort of cleaning product in the pepperoni pizza — they owe me a hefty karmic debt for that emergency room visit), here’s yet another reason to despise them:
A pizza delivery driver, who police said defended himself by shooting a robber who attacked him, was fired from his job on Friday.
James Spiers, 38, confirmed to KCCI that he is no longer employed by Pizza Hut. Spiers said he was given two months severance pay and was offered help finding a new job by the company.
So they’d have preferred a funeral to having an employee defend himself while doing one of the most dangerous jobs possible? You know this is straight from the PR department.
(in the whingiest voice imaginable)
“Our customers just won’t order from us if they know our drivers carry TEH GUNZ!!”
There, I’ve given myself a headache.