Posted by Mycroft Holmes | Filed under Decision Eh
So, we know that Islam lays claim to anyone and anything that was ever under their control at any point in history. Land, people, whatever. We also know that Barack Obama was at one time associated with Islam. I don’t remember whether he self-identified as muslim or just went to one of their schools, but whatever the arrangement was, I bet it’s enough that some imam somewhere is willing to lay claim to him.
Therefore, if Obama is elected President, then in the eyes of at least some muslims, the US will have its first muslim President. Which is easy enough to conflate into having an Islamic government. These aren’t the sharpest, most subtle intellects we’re dealing with here.
I am therefore forced to conclude that if Obama is elected President, then we’re going to have to listen to imams bitching for the next 1300 years about how the holy Islamic land of America is in the hands of the infidel.
I think I just found my reason to vote McCain.