My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma

That karma, she is a stone bitch, ain’t she?

Uria Ohana, 25, an assistant rabbi, said Thurday that he entered the Fourth Avenue-Ninth Street subway station in Park Slope on his way to a lecture in Manhattan on Tuesday evening when a young man, one of a group on the platform, grabbed his yarmulke from his head and ran for the exit.

Ohana said he chased the man to the street, where the man darted between two parked cars and was struck by a passing vehicle.

Oopsie. Shouldn’t be a jerk where the gods can see you, buddy.

Interesting notes regarding the reporting of this…Newsday mentions nowhere at all the nationality of the attackers, though the victim’s Jewyness is mentioned in the very first paragraph. Is anyone else weary of this media tiptoeing? Stop enabling these morons, pretty please.

Hah! WorldNetDaily is less whipped circumspect, bless their rabid hearts. Article title: “Arabs screaming ‘Allahu akbar’ attack rabbi”

(Via Drumwaster)

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2 Responses to “My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma”

  1. Mike Says:
    March 21st, 2008

    I’d call that one the feel-good story of the week. Month, even.

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  2. Martino Says:
    March 24th, 2008

    Martyrdom is so over-rated. Geez, how pathetic. Over in Gaza this guy’s cousins are launching qassam rockets into school yards to teach those Jewish dogs a lesson. I mean that takes some real guts. But over here, the best this cat can muster is a grab-and-dash souvenir yarmulke in the subway? Hold on to your incense Buddhists, you’re next!!

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