Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE*
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Heroes
Via Mad Rocket Scientist, comes this story of 17 year-old twin brothers who took the B&E of their house a bit personally:
Clay, the older brother by six minutes, went upstairs to see whether his instruments had been stolen and found a man partially hidden behind a door frame leading to a rec room. The man was trying to make off with a video camera, video games and cash, Clay said.
The suspect disappeared into the room, opened a window and perched on the windowsill to jump out until he realized he was more than 20 feet above the ground.
Clay shoved the man out of the window.
And you know that had to hurt. The other twin, Christopher, chased the man in his car, then on foot, eventually leading police and a K-9 unit to the man’s hiding place.
Did you catch the most impressive part? The boys were coming home from THE DENTIST. Good boys. Good good boys.
*I apologize for this title, I really, sincerely, do. A little.
Tags: hello darwin, Heroes
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February 15th, 2008
Always good to read a Saturday-cartoon blog title.
February 15th, 2008
No need to apologize. That title really cracked me up.
February 16th, 2008
And in this country (UK) the twin who shoved the burglar off the windowsill would now be awaiting trial for at least assault, and possibly even attempted murder. That’s the way it is here now.
Really.
February 16th, 2008
And if the twins are white, and the burglar non-white, ‘racially aggravated’ would be added on, thus increasing the potential sentence.
Really.
February 21st, 2008
I liked the title, actually.
And I’m thankful neither of the twins changed into an animal or some form of water.