Sir, I Vote Nay

Barack Obama, in a desperate bid for actual accomplishment, is sponsoring this ludicrous bit of legislation:

A nice-sounding bill called the “Global Poverty Act,” sponsored by Democratic presidential candidate and Senator Barack Obama, is up for a Senate vote on Thursday and could result in the imposition of a global tax on the United States. The bill, which has the support of many liberal religious groups, makes levels of U.S. foreign aid spending subservient to the dictates of the United Nations.

As I explained just a few moments ago to the nice young men answering the phones for Sens. Martinez and Nelson, the UN is incapable of managing its way out of a wet paper sack, and in no way should be placed in charge of any currency more liquid than Monopoly money.

Feel free to find your own Senators and voice your opinions to their nice phone-answering young men. You can just hear the clean-cut ooze down the line, I tell you.

For extra-bonus badness points, secreted in this bit of junk are these tasty nuggets:

In addition to seeking to eradicate poverty, that declaration commits nations to banning “small arms and light weapons” and ratifying a series of treaties, including the International Criminal Court Treaty, the Kyoto Protocol (global warming treaty), the Convention on Biological Diversity, the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women, and the Convention on the Rights of the Child.

Ah, you crazy, idealstic kids. You really know nothing of human nature at all, do you.

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23 Responses to “Sir, I Vote Nay”

  1. Dangerman Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    DO NOT WANT!

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  2. Hazel Stone Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    Indeed, sir.

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  3. BobG Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    The UN is a corrupt, useless waste of money, resources and real estate; the sooner it crashes and burns the better.

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  4. GK Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    2008 is shaping up like 1976 in so many ways.

    Stagflation, high oil prices, and a President who is a genuine leftist.

    An Obama Presidency will ensure GOP dominance for another generation, starting in 2012.

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  5. Stop Barack Obama » Looking for An Actual Accomplishment, Obama Pushes Global Tax Plan Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    [...] able to claim an actual accomplishment (ask his supporters), Obama is supporting what can become a poorly-constructed global tax plan. Here’s the gist: A nice-sounding bill called the “Global Poverty Act,” sponsored by [...]

  6. Blaine Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    The UN should not crash and burn. The UN gives those so inclined a place to build their sandcastles, and away from any sharp pointy objects. If the UN goes away, it will be replaced, and it may take a decade to file down the teeth that the new organization will be given.

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  7. Crusader Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women

    So he wants to declare war against Islam?

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  8. edh Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    Rather than “Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women”, how about for starters just…

    …enslavement, stonings, genital mutilation, “honor” killings and forced marriages.

    Mmm-kay?

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  9. Nate Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    GK:

    So true…Nixon (now George W Bush) wasn’t a libertarian Republican, either. Wow…(smacks head)…we’re repeating history. You’re probably right…Obama wins…horrible 4 years (single term presidency)…perhaps Fred (or someone like him) runs in 2012.

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  10. Jacob Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    “So he wants to declare war against Islam”

    War, no! Rather he’ll also propose “the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of War.

    It’s done by the new, modern, method: blah… blah…

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  11. Marlin Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    I think the assumption that Obama will win is a stretch. This type of bill is a gift to Hillary and especially the McCain Campaign. To this point he has floated by on platitudes. As the months wear on and more of this is exposed more of America will see how radical, and dangerous, he is.

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  12. Silent Running » Blog Archive » At least…. Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    [...] We now know what Obamassiah wants to do with our money – give it away to the world [...]

  13. NikFromNYC Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    But this is not BS. It’s not “give money to poor people BECAUSE the sky is falling.” It’s like Bush Jr.s MASSIVE government investment in “dealing with HIV/AIDS” in Africa. Cost as much as the Space Station. A billion dollars vs. a country (USA) with a few million? That’s ten bucks a head.

    Foreign aid, and he throws a few hat tips to the Global Warming idiots? Fine with me. Let’s call a spade a spade.

    Welfare for the World.

    Yes, we did inherit the best scientists and entrepreneurs and work ethic religious types, in a world ALMOST no longer tipped over.

    Obama, since any American who drives a car to visit relatives, realizes that shanty town shacks in Florida have both satellite dishes and free electricity (tapped into the local light pole) and flat screen TVs (to save space), and welfare payments due to having dirt floors, realizes that dirt floors, world–wide, are often full of rat sh*t.

    Can he be the new FDR of the USA? No. Is the “global village” upon us? Yes. So he’s politicking to the whole wide world. He’s not some old or *mere* skirt chaser populist like “we are the president” second wife that Bill would become.

    Obama also suggested decriminalizing pot, which (look it up) makes you drive *safer* yet currently holds 1/3 of black males in jail. Bush Jr. let the DEA die a slow death by offering only non-inflation-adjusted funding. Clinton did nothing.

    Have you EVER heard Obama go on a riff about Global Warming as the *key* issue of our day, of our generation? No.

    Does he have anger issues? You say yes? I ask: compared to who?

    “At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” – George Orwell

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  14. Quincy Says:
    February 14th, 2008

    I’ve got some thoughts on it here.

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  15. Marcus Vitruvius Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Well, I just went and read the text of the bill as it left the House, and I don’t see any commitments or directives to slave spending to UN dictates. I also went and read the National Ledger piece quoted above, and I found the card trick.

    The bill references the UN Millennium Development Goals, which in turn contains all sorts of completely unacceptable goals such as are quoted above. But in no way does the bill mandate or even advocate those other goals be pursued, nor does it mandate any particular methods (e.g., no spending targets or slaving of spending to UN levels.) The language is simply not there.

    The only mandates are to develop a plan to address one of the goals of the UN MDG, specifically, the global poverty goal… and subsequently, to report on the execution of that plan. Those requirements are in section four of the text.

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  16. Hazel Stone Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    (The govtrack site was down yesterday when I tried to view the bill verbiage.)
    Here it is.

    Stated intent:

    To require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

    Close enough, as they say, for government work. The UN belongs nowhere near our money, even by suggestion (especially with a socialist at the helm of the country), and Obama is still desperately searching for something to which he can pin his name…this bill has been around in the same form since 2005.

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  17. Marcus Vitruvius Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    I’m no fan of the UN either, but claiming that this bill has anything to do with Kyoto, gun control, the ICC (all of which I oppose) or any of the other issues mentioned in the second quote from the main article is misleading.

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  18. Hazel Stone Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Yes, that is what happens when you quote a biased source.

    However. The summary says this:

    To require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.

    And in the definitions of the bill:

    (4) MILLENNIUM DEVELOPMENT GOALS- The term `Millennium Development Goals’ means the goals set out in the United Nations Millennium Declaration, General Assembly Resolution 55/2 (2000).

    Now, it might be your argument that the Summary is cherry-picking from the Millenium Development Goals, but the way it is written leaves open the possiblity that the UN could demand the other items from us. Now, we know the UN has the relative power of a AAA battery, but I’d like to just avoid the entire situation.

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  19. BLACK VELVET BRUCE LI : What’s wrong with the media Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    [...] In an election, a newspaper’s job is to inform its readers so those readers can make an informed decision on Election Day.  The Post has tried to do that by giving front-page coverage to a major speech by a major candidate, and then not bothered to provide the information voters need to decide how to vote.  (For example, it might be nice for the Post to mention these policies) [...]

  20. Marcus Vitruvius Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Yes, my argument is exactly that. The bill refers to the Goals in the definition, then mandates a plan to achieve exactly one of them, and precisely defines which one.

    No possible reading of that bill produces any other meaning.

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  21. Hazel Stone Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    The verbiage is still unacceptably vague. End of argument.

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  22. ALEXANDER Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Mr. and MRS. america, there is nothing you can do about this. You can write to any REP. OR SEN.the mman or women don’t give a dam about you,your children your dog or cat.You mr. and mrs. america. You are nothing but the road to your bank accout the street to your pocket.They will take your money and they will spend it as they dam well please.Tell us what are you going to do about it. NOTHING

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  23. ALEXANDER Says:
    March 3rd, 2008

    this barack bomb bill done out of desperation to make a name for the campane, because he never did anything in the senate but go along to get along Tell me did you ever hear of obama before he became a candidate . Go help us if he makes it
    I am always happy to see
    that Iam wrong

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